March 2012
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emiihoshii asked: May I join your wife harem as well? :'D
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Dear Anonymous,
What you people don’t seem to understand is that I would never choose that old woman.
At this rate, death is a more preferable choice than that decrepit, old witch.
-Miles Edgeworth
February 2012
233 posts
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Dear Ace Spade,
Private investigators are only helpful towards the people they are hired by.
With that being said, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are useless in regards to everyone else. Like any other detective, a private investigator can only handle one case at a time. As long as the PI is doing what they’re supposed to be doing, I see no reason for them to be considered a...
kirakirakyra asked: Edgemod, is it too late for me to join your wife harem? :3
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Dear Anonymous,
I thank you for your kind words, but prosecuting is my duty. There is no need to praise me for doing what is expected of me.
As for my smile, I am unsure of what victory smile you are speaking of.
-Miles Edgeworth
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kidanoche asked: J-mod, is that a hi-def sprite you just used? :D
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Dear Anonymous,
Why is it that I am the only one that has specific terms associated to the faces that I make?
I’m glad to see that you find them so humorous.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Between the two choices, I’d personally like to see Adrian Andrews because there’s been like a bajillion Ron DeLites around.
As far as any advice goes, I’m not sure what I can tell you. Prior to this blog, I’ve never RPed ever, so I had no experience going in. At the end of the day, I would just pick the character who you feel more comfortable with. Unless, of course,...
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Dear Anonymous,
No.
Quite frankly, it unsettles me that you would think that I even have any.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Shonen Shoujo Kid,
I’m not too concerned about what you’ve highlighted. All of it just seems like baseless conjecture.
I’m more concerned about why there is a database with myself and people I’ve dealt with. Even more baffling, these entries make mention of “English names” and “Japanese names.” What sense does that make? I can’t...
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Dear Ultimate Geek Chopper,
As cliché as it sound, becoming their friends in the first place would have to be up there, mostly because of how it happened in the first place. Prior to the events leading up to it, I had no particular reason to talk to either of them. But going in to that class trial, it felt nice to stand up for Wright. At the time, I was only thinking about how proud my father...
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Dear Anonymous,
Yes, I do.
I find no harm in doing so. I’m still a fairly young man and I’m in shape, so it isn’t much of a big deal. I’d recommend that people do it more often, actually.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
That old woman would never attempt to be secretive in regards to myself. Ergo, you are not that old woman.
For the record, the answer is still no.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Jeanne Ester,
I assure you it doesn’t. Allow me to prove it.
When eating at a table, you might lean forward slightly when moving the food towards your mouth. Now watch as I bow, which requires me to lean forward further than I would while eating.
As you can see, my cravat doesn’t move forward at all.
So it does not get in the way of me eating.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Katersgunkate,
Thank you.
I appreciate that you used the preferred compliment.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
You can’t be serious.
I will be doing no such thing.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
I’m impartial to feline. I’m much of a canine person if you did not already know.
And by the way, no you cannot take a picture of me.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Is there any particular reason why you’re confessing to me your love for cheese in Spanish?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Pinkie Pie,
I have no earthly idea what you are babbling about.
I don’t’ think any of them sounds better than the other, nor do I find anything humorous about them. Why does it matter, anyway?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Kay,
What?
No cheeky joke alluding to me looking like one because I’m old? Is this the right Kay?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
…..Is that you, detective?
We haven’t discussed your salary in quite some time. Why don’t we make a change to that?
-Miles Edgeworth
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…The closest occasion would probably be during my arrest. Prior to that, I’ve always had the same reoccurring nightmare, but the circumstances were different this time. Before, I’ve always had the business of my job to keep me distracted. But then?
I was in the confinement of detention. I had nowhere to go and nothing to do but wallow in my own pity. I had all of the time...
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Dear Anonymous,
I’ve been told that a fair amount of times in my life.
Although I wouldn’t have put it as vulgarly as you have, I’m inclined to agree. No one should dictate to me how I should act.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
I would continue to do my job as it is expected of me.
With that being said, that doesn’t necessarily mean that I will find the defendant guilty. Given the circumstances, I may know of the defendant’s innocence, but the rest of the court does not. Once that trial starts, I have to lay down the facts of my investigation and the evidence that was found. From there,...
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Dear Anonymous,
I understand that this is merely a hypothetical question, but I still cannot bring myself to answer it.
I have nothing against people with tattoos, but I just do not see the point of getting one. You’re asking this to wrong person, anon. I would suggest asking someone like Larry. That seems like something that would be right up his alley.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Fix your eyesight and there would be no reason for me to be in denial.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
On average, I’ll drink about three beverages with caffeine per day.
That beverage is tea, of course. However, the amount of caffeine in tea varies depending on the type. For one, black tea blends tend to have the most caffeine, while white tea has the least. So I will take in more or less caffeine per day depending on what I’m in the mood for.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Actually…no.
You aren’t in the ballpark at all. Not even close.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Technically, a man is defined as a human being that has an X and Y chromosome.
I’d imagine whether or not they have secrets to hide would be irrelevant.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Big Fangirl,
Oh, you mean in the case of State VS Lana Skye? I’m afraid you’ve got it all wrong.
If I recall correctly, I was feeling distraught before Gant even arrived. And even when he finally did arrive, no one expected him in the first place. The reason I was feeling that way in the first place was because of an investigation that the judge had me conduct while the...
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Dear Burning Boxes,
I’ve heard of Trés Bien, but I’ve never had the opportunity to eat there as of yet.
I don’t think I will eat there, either. According to what I’ve heard, the food they serve is atrocious, both in price and taste.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Alley Cat Productions,
I’m perfectly fine with not being invited.
Let me weigh my options. On one hand, fighting in that competition would allow me the opportunity to meet several famous figures and become famous at the risk of my livelihood. On the other, I miss out on fame, but I am guaranteed no physical harm. I’d take the second option ten times out of ten without a...
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Dear Anonymous,
It’s a pleasure to be of some help to you. People in general should follow in your example. It never hurts to have an advanced vocabulary. Being articulate is a good thing.
Though I must disagree with your last statement. I’ve already stated my reasons why some time ago, but I just do not see how I’m “tsundere.” And even if I was, there...
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Dear Anonymous,
I do wear more casual clothing when the setting is appropriate. For instance, I would not wear my suit if I were going on a vacation.
The only reason why I wear my suit so often is because I don’t get many opportunities to dress casually. Work is a constant for me. I work everyday of the week and very rarely take breaks.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Alright, so there’s a new ask blog for the adorable Pearl Fey.
So I’m just doing her a favor and advertising for her. Visit the blog here.
By the way, if you’re seeing this Pearlmod, your ask box only allows people to send in letters if they have tumblr accounts. You might want to turn on anon asks for more potential letters.
-J
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Dear Alley Cat Productions,
You mean the world tournament where fighters from all walks of life come to compete in? If I recall correctly, the last tournament was held approximately twenty years ago.
I cannot give you a proper opinion considering I was only a child at the time, but according to old reports, three of the four tournaments had the involvement of criminal organizations. Most...
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Dear Anonymous,
No, I do not want to get “juiced.”
Brother.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Derpy Derpy Derpity Derp,
I don’t have anything interesting worth saying.
I am as fine as I usually tend to be. I have my work to attend to, as is expected of me.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
A terrible idea.
The courtroom is to be respected at all times. This isn’t a concert.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
Other than her ridiculous wardrobe, I have nothing to say about her.
I don’t, nor do I intend to, listen to her music.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Little Aniki,
That would be correct. I am indeed a prosecutor.
Prosecuting comes with its fair share of difficulty. You would be dealing with crazy witnesses, mountains of paper work, day-long investigations, and of course, court procedures. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who is not mentally strong enough to handle such a workload. However, I would not change my job for...
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buuta asked: To Edgemod: Do you look anything like Edgeworth in real life? :D
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Dear John,
I never really did give it any consideration. I was slightly annoyed at first, but I suppose it wasn’t that bad considering that my suit colors of choice were not the only ones he decided to use. If I recall correctly, Wright has Larry’s, Detective Gumshoe’s, and Prosecutor Godot’s colors in his wardrobe as well. I’m not entirely sure why, but you can...
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Dear Brave Pigeon,
“Handsome” would be the preferable adjective. Though “attractive” and even “good looking” would suffice.
You’re a little overambitious with that last one, though.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
…
And you were saying…?
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Mythosl,
The title of that video clearly states that the song was sung by one MysteryMatt.
Ergo, that is not my singing voice.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
It depends entirely on the item at hand.
For example, my suits, cravat, and my chess set are all custom made. The majority of the other items in my office, such as my couch and desk, were store bought.
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Anonymous,
My father was an only child. He had no siblings for me to have a cousin. That would leave my grandparents, but I can confirm for you that they are already dead.
As for the maternal side of my family, it could be possible that I have cousins, and as a result, aunts or uncles, but I could not guarantee you that for sure. I have no memory of my mother as a child. For the twenty...
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Dear Ms. Meele,
What do you expect someone would be doing in a lounge? Lounging of course!
As for how I fainted…I’d prefer to keep that to myself, thank you very much.
(I don’t need to let her know what my fears are. I’d best keep that to myself.)
-Miles Edgeworth
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Dear Aviantei Plotbunny,
Not at all.
Just remember that for those fifteen years, I was still a follower of the von Karma teachings. It was completely out of the question for me to even consider going. It would be considered a sign of weakness on my part. I couldn’t go, for my “perfection” would have been put at stake.
-Miles Edgeworth