February 2012
206 posts
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Actually…no.
You aren’t in the ballpark at all. Not even close.
-Miles Edgeworth
4 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Technically, a man is defined as a human being that has an X and Y chromosome.
I’d imagine whether or not they have secrets to hide would be irrelevant.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Big Fangirl,
Oh, you mean in the case of State VS Lana Skye? I’m afraid you’ve got it all wrong.
If I recall correctly, I was feeling distraught before Gant even arrived. And even when he finally did arrive, no one expected him in the first place. The reason I was feeling that way in the first place was because of an investigation that the judge had me conduct while the...
5 tags
Dear Burning Boxes,
I’ve heard of Trés Bien, but I’ve never had the opportunity to eat there as of yet.
I don’t think I will eat there, either. According to what I’ve heard, the food they serve is atrocious, both in price and taste.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Alley Cat Productions,
I’m perfectly fine with not being invited.
Let me weigh my options. On one hand, fighting in that competition would allow me the opportunity to meet several famous figures and become famous at the risk of my livelihood. On the other, I miss out on fame, but I am guaranteed no physical harm. I’d take the second option ten times out of ten without a...
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
It’s a pleasure to be of some help to you. People in general should follow in your example. It never hurts to have an advanced vocabulary. Being articulate is a good thing.
Though I must disagree with your last statement. I’ve already stated my reasons why some time ago, but I just do not see how I’m “tsundere.” And even if I was, there...
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
I do wear more casual clothing when the setting is appropriate. For instance, I would not wear my suit if I were going on a vacation.
The only reason why I wear my suit so often is because I don’t get many opportunities to dress casually. Work is a constant for me. I work everyday of the week and very rarely take breaks.
-Miles Edgeworth
3 tags
Alright, so there’s a new ask blog for the adorable Pearl Fey.
So I’m just doing her a favor and advertising for her. Visit the blog here.
By the way, if you’re seeing this Pearlmod, your ask box only allows people to send in letters if they have tumblr accounts. You might want to turn on anon asks for more potential letters.
-J
5 tags
Dear Alley Cat Productions,
You mean the world tournament where fighters from all walks of life come to compete in? If I recall correctly, the last tournament was held approximately twenty years ago.
I cannot give you a proper opinion considering I was only a child at the time, but according to old reports, three of the four tournaments had the involvement of criminal organizations. Most...
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
No, I do not want to get “juiced.”
Brother.
-Miles Edgeworth
4 tags
Dear Derpy Derpy Derpity Derp,
I don’t have anything interesting worth saying.
I am as fine as I usually tend to be. I have my work to attend to, as is expected of me.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
A terrible idea.
The courtroom is to be respected at all times. This isn’t a concert.
-Miles Edgeworth
6 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Other than her ridiculous wardrobe, I have nothing to say about her.
I don’t, nor do I intend to, listen to her music.
-Miles Edgeworth
4 tags
Dear Little Aniki,
That would be correct. I am indeed a prosecutor.
Prosecuting comes with its fair share of difficulty. You would be dealing with crazy witnesses, mountains of paper work, day-long investigations, and of course, court procedures. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who is not mentally strong enough to handle such a workload. However, I would not change my job for...
1 tag
buuta asked: To Edgemod: Do you look anything like Edgeworth in real life? :D
5 tags
Dear John,
I never really did give it any consideration. I was slightly annoyed at first, but I suppose it wasn’t that bad considering that my suit colors of choice were not the only ones he decided to use. If I recall correctly, Wright has Larry’s, Detective Gumshoe’s, and Prosecutor Godot’s colors in his wardrobe as well. I’m not entirely sure why, but you can...
5 tags
Dear Brave Pigeon,
“Handsome” would be the preferable adjective. Though “attractive” and even “good looking” would suffice.
You’re a little overambitious with that last one, though.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
…
And you were saying…?
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Mythosl,
The title of that video clearly states that the song was sung by one MysteryMatt.
Ergo, that is not my singing voice.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
It depends entirely on the item at hand.
For example, my suits, cravat, and my chess set are all custom made. The majority of the other items in my office, such as my couch and desk, were store bought.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
My father was an only child. He had no siblings for me to have a cousin. That would leave my grandparents, but I can confirm for you that they are already dead.
As for the maternal side of my family, it could be possible that I have cousins, and as a result, aunts or uncles, but I could not guarantee you that for sure. I have no memory of my mother as a child. For the twenty...
4 tags
Dear Ms. Meele,
What do you expect someone would be doing in a lounge? Lounging of course!
As for how I fainted…I’d prefer to keep that to myself, thank you very much.
(I don’t need to let her know what my fears are. I’d best keep that to myself.)
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Aviantei Plotbunny,
Not at all.
Just remember that for those fifteen years, I was still a follower of the von Karma teachings. It was completely out of the question for me to even consider going. It would be considered a sign of weakness on my part. I couldn’t go, for my “perfection” would have been put at stake.
-Miles Edgeworth
1 tag
It has come to my attention that an ask blog for Agent Shih-na has appeared, so I’d just like to advertize it here and give the new mod a chance for some questions.
-J
4 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Then you would tell me that.
Try it and I’ll have you arrested for sexual assault and lewd conduct.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Nirvei,
I’d be shocked that I of all people would be important enough to warrant someone creating a musical about me.
I wouldn’t be all too surprised if the musical was serious and depressing in mood as you’ve described it, though. I’ve lived a serious, work-filled life with several tragic moment in between. It’s to be expected.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
I would imagine bringing a sword out into any public area would be against the law.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Troubled Penguin,
I’ll spare you a redundant explanation and just say that I’ve never been in love.
-Miles Edgeworth
6 tags
Dear Watermelon Smash,
When Larry called me that night, I was annoyed at first because I was in the middle of sleeping. Then he told me that Wright had got into an accident, so I brushed it off and thought he was overreacting because Wright had gotten into accidents several times in the past. Finally, he started screaming into my ears that Wright might have been dead. I was a bit shocked at...
6 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Contract?
For what, might I ask?
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
That depends on what kind of hurt you are talking about.
Physically? No, Gumshoe has not harmed anyone. He’s bigger than the average man, but he couldn’t harm a fly if he wanted to. However, Gumshoe has harmed my cases several times with incompetence over the years.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Being a prosecutor is an arduous, yet fulfilling job.
It will consume a good amount of your free time and requires great dedication and focus. If your sister is serious about following the path of a prosecutor, let her know that the trail will not be an easy one to walk. But if she can persevere in her adventure, her hard work will yield the precious fruits of the truth.
...
5 tags
Dear Lucky,
No.
Those are nothing but silly superstitions. There’s no actual proof to the bad luck they cause and no one should have any reason to believe in them.
-Miles Edgeworth
4 tags
Dear…Jigglypuff?
Er…well now.
I’m sorry for your situation, but I cannot exactly help you. I specialize in criminal law. The issue you have dabbles in civil law. However, I cannot just ignore your situation. I will see what I can have arranged for you.
-Miles Edgeworth
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Dear J, Firstly, I would like to say that you are an awesome admin for this blog, and I think you make an excellent Miles Edgeworth. I mean, CLEARLY you're a badass mega-fisher for having 34 wives (dude, you're like, more popular than Justin Bieber!). So anyway, could you like, tell us, say...5 facts about yourself that we don't know?-Bro
6 tags
Dear Maya,
Picnic you say? With everyone? Er…
I cannot go…I mean… It’s just that I’ll be…
…
*sigh* Okay. I’ll be there. Don’t expect me to make this a habit.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Iteachvader,
That might have happened on one occasion, but that doesn’t explain the evidence throwing, though.
Wright’s cellphone was just that, his cellphone. It was not evidence and had no relevance to the case at hand.
-Miles Edgeworth
4 tags
Dear Anonymous,
I actually haven’t gotten any questions regarding whether or not I had romantic feelings for Maya.
For the questions regarding my relationship with Wright, to say that they are annoying is the biggest understatement of the century.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
If you are really serious about wanting to become a prosecutor because you want to be famous and perfect, then I will tell you right now that you are not cut out for the job.
Firstly, there’s no such thing as perfection in law. It is merely a myth fabricated by Manfred von Karma. Franziska and I were the only pupils of von Karma that had to live up to that standard of...
4 tags
Dear Claire DeCuir,
You have my humble thanks, Ms. DeCuir.
I will be sure to never stray away from the path of truth. I wish you all the best. I would hope that you use this as inspiration to pursue the truth yourself, in whatever way it may be.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
No I do not, and no matter how many times you say the contrary, that fact will never change.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Piplup Peanut,
No it wouldn’t.
Considering that Mr. J is an entirely different person than I am, that would mean he married 34 people while I married no one. Mr. J moderates the messages I receive to make sure that they are appropriate or acceptable enough, while I answer them. We are two separate people with two different jobs in regards to this blog.
-Miles Edgeworth
2 tags
Alright, so we have a new Dahlia Hawthorne, and she asked me to spread the word, so you can do her a favor and visit her over here.
And since we’re at it, I’d like to take some time to advertize some new ask blogs as well.
Why not go visit your friendly neighborhood Shi-Long Lang and Cammy Meele as well?
-J
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Perhaps I’m losing my mind, but…
I can’t help but feel like I’ve already gone through this exact same scenario before.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
It has nothing to do with innocence!
Just because I do not like talking about it doesn’t mean I’m ignorant to what it is. All the same, just because I know what it is does not change the fact that it is a very inappropriate topic that I would prefer not to discuss in public. Excuse me for not wanting to broadcast my sexuality over the Internet.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Anonymous,
Is that so?
So do the rest of the female masses that tend to harass me.
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Beauty Brass,
This “frilly neck thing” that I wear is what you call a cravat. Now let me ask you something.
How is it that a pony is able to communicate with me?
-Miles Edgeworth
5 tags
Dear Lazulf,
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I cannot.
It’s not as if I carry full body images on my person.
-Miles Edgeworth
((Closest thing I can find with your criteria.))
5 tags
Dear Lauren,
Admittedly, you are correct. My job can be very stress inducing at times. Law certainly isn’t for the weak minded.
I don’t have time to do much, but when the time is available, I find that drinking tea helps a lot. It allows me to clear my mind and collect myself. I find that playing chess helps, too. When at home, having Pess’ company keeps me at my calmest.
...
5 tags
Dear Lazulf,
I seldom go on vacation, but I have. Franziska, Detective Gumshoe, and I have all gone on a cruise through the Caribbean on one occasion. I have no plans for any future vacations, and I will continue to work as I see fit.
And for the record, I do not have gray hair. My hair is black.
-Miles Edgeworth